Firsts:
First best friend: John Jordan. He lived down the road from me. We both liked Star Wars.
First car: My dark blue K car. We enjoyed delivering pizzas together.
First real kiss: Alison, age 16. When we were hanging out alone in my house for the first time, I asked her if she wanted to play some Genesis. She said that she would rather make out.
First screen name: phragment.
First funeral: My dad's dad.
First pets: My childhood dog, Pepper. And if my current landlord has anything to say about it, she will be my only pet, ever :(
First piercing: Never. Although, when I was 12, I had a magnetic ear ring. It was hella sudsy.
First credit card: Again, never. Believe me, I'm not one to trust with free money. You'll get burnt.
First true love: Malinda! She let me know what "true" means.
First Music you remember hearing around your house: More than likely, some Country. Or perhaps something "Western."
Last cigarette: You mean the one that I'm smoking right now? Or the one I smoked before this one?
Last car ride: Earlier today, with Malinda. To the Korean market, and then later, to Carl's jr.
Last kiss: A couple of hours ago?
Last good cry: Is that like good Hotchkins?
Last library book checked out: "The Will to Believe and Other Essays in Popular Philosophy" by William James. Impressed?
Last movie seen: Episode 3.
Last phone call: The Moms.
Last time showered: I don't remember. Definitely not today.
Last shoes worn: The Nikes that Malinda bought as a present for me a while ago. They're falling apart. I really need to look into a new pair.
Last cd played: I haven't listened to a CD in a while. The last mp3 I listened to was a recording of Roni Size's 97 Essential Mix, I think. Or maybe it was "Holy Water" by Jehst.
Last item bought: A six dollar burger.
Last annoyance: Realizing that there is no bottled water left in the apartment.
Last disappointment: When I discovered just how much a descent BMX costs.
Last time wanting to die: I let go of that nonsense a long time ago.
Last shirt worn: My "Vince Lombardi High School" t-shirt.
Last website visited: breakbeat.co.uk.
Last word/sentance you said: "I love you," I think. Or maybe "goodnight." Or some combination, thereof. "Love night, you," maybe.
Last song you sang: "You Can't Hurry Love," by Phil Collins.
What is in your cd player? What is with this CD business? What is it, 2001?
What color socks are you wearing?: None
What Color underwear are you wearing?: Black
What's under your bed?: The floor. lol. I'm funny.
What time did you wake up today?: Three o'clock in the afternoon. Pathetic.

Currents:
Current mood: Thirsty and not tired.
Current music: Sportscenter
Current taste: Nicotine
Current hair: Too long and covered by a beenie of some sort.
Current clothes: A pair of cords, and the aformentioned t-shirt with a long-sleeved dress shirt underneath.
Current annoyance(s): No water. Also, no sleepy. And why do bikes have to be so expensive?
Current desktop picture: A monkey who likes bananas very much.
Current book(s): Does the current issue of Esquire count?
Current hate: Tupac. I fucking hate that dude.

One or the Other:
1. Black or white? Black
2. Boxers or briefs? Boxers
3. Coke or Pepsi? Coke for life, fool.
4. Salt or pepper? Salt
5. Sweet or sour? Sour
6. Vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla
7. Short or long? Short
8. Cheap or expensive? Expensive
9. Firm or soft? That's hot.
10. Hot or cold? Vaginias

My favorite...
1. Color is: Blue or green.
2. Song is: Right now? "3 Kings" by Slim Thug, TI and Bun B. All time? "Needle and the Damage Done," by Neil Young.
3. Scent is: Malinda
4. Alcoholic beverage is: That Guinness/Cider combo. Whatever it's called.
5. Food is: Sandwiches

5 things you did so far today
1. Made some coffee.
2. Checked the new releases at Juno.
3. Played some MxO.
4. Watched "Hell's Kitchen."
5. Made some more coffee.

5 things you can hear right now
1. Sportscenter
2. The laptop humming.
3. Some crazies outside.
4. "Imus in the Morning," which has replaced Sportscenter.

5 things you do when your bored
1. MxO or Call of Duty.
2. Bother Malinda.
3. Spin some records.
4. Internet things.
5. Eat

5 things that never fail to cheer you up
1. Malinda
2. Video games.
3. 90210 repeats on Soap Net.
4. That "Still Tippin" remix by Diplo.
5. Record shopping at Amoeba.

5 things you can't live without
1. Malinda
2. My Mom
3. Music
4. Yankees baseball
5. My radio.


5 things you love
1. Malinda
2. My mom
3. Music
4. Love
5. You